If you can dunk or take out a linebacker (you like that sports lingo?), I’m going to assume you would destroy me in bed. In the best way possible. Since I haven’t dated an athlete since high school (and who TF is fully developed at that point anyway?), I figured I was closest to the source when meeting E!’s WAGS Autumn Ajirotutu, Barbie Blank, Nicole Williams, and Tia Shipman. I’m no stranger to the celebrity penis blog post. Plus, I, and the world, need answers about athlete penis size and what can be expected below the belt.
And answers they gave.
Because if you don’t assume every professional athlete is packing a mini hockey stick inside their pants, you’re just lying to yourself. And you know you’ve wondered. Those guys are huge. They have huge feet. They have huge hands. Sometimes, their packages accidentally pop out of my TV screen. I don’t have HD, but I still wonder: What is a typical athlete penis size?
To some degree, Nicole surprised me with her answer. But Autumn and Barbie? Not so much. Thank god. And just when I thought I’d gathered all the A+ research I needed from these ladies, who comes along but an NFL star. Marcedes Lewis, tight end for the Jacksonville Jaguars, hit the carpet that night. Not only did I ask him to disclose information on his penis and those of his colleagues, I shared the input the WAGS provided to get his feedback.
Do what you will with this penis intel. But it got real out there, and I hope you’re all wearing proper protection.