If this headline seems way more sexual than it should be, that was only half-intentional. Now that I have your attention, I’m here to show you Danny DeVito aimlessly playing around with a selfie stick for a few minutes. Why? Because it’s the holidays and what the hell else is there to do besides watch Home Alone for the fifth time this month while eating cookie butter straight from the jar? So proud, you fellow wildebeest, you.
Anyway, Rolling Stone once called the actor a “national treasure.” And who on god’s green earth would argue that? After becoming an icon for roles in films like Matilda and Batman Returns, the 71-year-old is still hauling ass on FXX’s fan-fave It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. But even national treasures like DeVito are amused by the most obscure objects.
And after Danny played with my stick, I considered bringing it to a goddamn museum.
That or not wash it, ever. I went with the latter, obviously. But let me tell you, shooting with a selfie stick can be a pain in my ass (as it can be fun, of course, because *on-brand*). I am no selfie stick extraordinaire, and could use serious help from Kim K., alright there, I said it. It ain’t easy being a one-man band. But in times like this, it’s worth it.
Even if it did mean taking off my shoes so Danny could see my wretched feet.