The only thing I love more than American Horror Story is a conversation with low-key sex god Denis O’Hare. The only thing Denis loves more than AHS is great sex. And he’s had lots of it. I know, because he told me. But for this vet (both on set and in the sheets), sex wasn’t as always as orgasmic as it is for us to witness Sarah Paulson deliver any epic line, ever.
At last year’s PaleyFest, Denis explained why a good romp sesh gets even better with age.
You’re about to feel a certain way about your sex life.
In a few short minutes, you may find yourself cursing this wretched life. Why? Because you may have a long way before you get to the point of pure sex bliss in existence. You know, when sex is actually chosen over cheese in a harmless round of Would You Rather? There’s also the thought that sex may never get better, contrary of what Denis promises here. In which case: Goodbye, cruel world. It’s been nice knowing you.
But in all honesty, I think most can agree with Denis in that “sex is wasted on youth.” Because who the hell actually knows what they’re doing at that point? If you did or thought you did, you’re just lying to yourself and it’s about time you stop. This is a safe space.
Let’s embrace awkward, un-educated sex that some of us may or may not still be working through. And whatever comes of our sexcapades, we’ll always have Denis.