If anyone knows anything about getting their promo, it’s the cast of FOX’s Empire. These actors have had a dose of the cutthroat showbiz life and what it takes to make it, both on the show, and I’m assuming, in real life. And the thirst will stop at nothing.
Nothing, I tell you.
And these days, getting naked is like taking the express lane to fame.
If you’ve scrolled through Instagram wondering, “How on god’s green earth is this random person famous?,” you know what I mean.
A naked body is like an encounter with your first Shake Shack burger. You can’t look away from that piece of art, or miracle, really, you feel things you didn’t know you could, and when around one, you’re likely having the best fucking time of your life.
Naked bodies are capable of miracles.
They not only create human life, but sometimes, make people famous. Kim K.’s OG promo was her body and I can’t say I blame her. It was, and is, bangin’. And shit, it worked on me, because that Milf Money ambassador has me mesmerized every damn time I refresh my feed. And I won’t deny that I still watch KUWTK reruns on a regular basis. Or, I did when I could still afford cable. Neither here nor there.
But would Bryshere Gray (Hakeem), Kaitlin Doubleday (Rhonda), and Ta’Rhonda Jones (Porsha) strip down to make their name better known in real life?
I respect all of their answers while continuing to ponder… What would Lucious do?