Let’s Play With & Talk About Boobs (With Celebs on the Red Carpet)

There’s just something about boobs. Yet I’ll admit I get fucking annoyed when a random guy on the street will glaringly look at mine without even being remotely discrete. Really, dude?

At the same time, women understand the fascination with boobs. Because we have it too.

They really are mesmerizing. It’s hard to look away. Straight or gay, they’re hot, I mean c’mon. And when there’s one near you, you just want to grab it, you know? (As proven by my interaction with Brooklyn Decker in the vid below.)

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So to celebrate the power of the sexual female bod, here are celebrities and I playing with and talking about boobs from the red carpet. Hip hip hooray for the tittays.