So, we can all agree that people fuggin suck. Before the new year, I asked you guys to tell me how your last relationships ended, so we could ultimately bond over, once again, just how much people suck. Cheating, lying, LDRs gone wrong, straight up (uncalled for) “fuck you”s. After reading all of your answers, let’s just say I don’t regret my arguably unhealthy time spent watching House of Cards when I could’ve been interacting with, oh, I don’t know, a human.
2017 is shiny, new, unknown, and exciting AKA still has a ways to go before completely blackening our souls. Can we all agree we’re still hanging on to that shiny new-year optimism?
That’s right. The world is our bitch.
Now allow this video to not only make you feel less alone if you did have a shit breakup, but serve as motivation to move forward and dodge any future fuckery. Take comfort in the fact that what’s in the past is in the past and we’re onto thriving harder than Beyonce’s unborn fetuses from this point on—together.
And in all seriousness, thank you guys for being open and honest enough to share your stories. I know it made me feel a hell of a lot better, and I bet it will make others feel the the same. Literally us when asked about an ex, in 2017 and beyond: