So, yeah. This happened. I think we’ve already established that I don’t have your typical red carpet experience. Most correspondents reach in their bag on a red carpet to pull out lip gloss. I reach in and pull out a vibrator. Yes, publicists saw, reporters saw, the world saw.
Read: Viggo Mortensen & Kathryn Hahn Swear Parents Still Have Sex
In my defense, I hadn’t used it yet and totally forgot it was in there.
Still, what can you do?
Yolo indeed.
So friends, where have you accidentally pulled out vibrators lately? Anyone? For my dignity, I refuse to believe it’s just been me.
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