Nothing says Happy Valentine’s Day like a reminder that you’re single as shit. You’re already balls deep in wine, so these stats I’m about to give you about the difference between couples’ sex and singletons’ sex shouldn’t burn too badly. According to the 2017 SKYN Condoms Millennial Sex Survey, these are some numbers that suggest couples are having better sex than the rest of us. (The photo above is me judging in despair, if you couldn’t tell already.)
Satisfaction of Sex Life
- 90% = millennials in committed relationships, engaged, or married who are “very satisfied”
- 76% = single millennials who are “very satisfied”
Thoughts on Sexual Partners
- 67% = taken millennials who think their partner rocks in the sack
- 51% = single millennials who think their sex partner rocks in the sack
Use of Toys
- 74% = millennials in a committed relationship who incorporate vibrators into sex
- 19% = single millennials who incorporate vibrators into sex
Sex on Holidays
Valentine’s Day
- 80% = millennials in a relationship/married who have sex
- 59% = single millennials who have sex
New Year’s Eve
- 55% = millennials in a relationship/married who have sex
- 43% = single millennials who have sex
Christmas
- 50% = millennials in a relationship/married who have sex
- 33% = single millennials who have sex
BUT alas, there is good news for singletons…
Missionary as a Top Sexual Position
- 68% = top position for millennials in a relationship/married
- 33% = top position for single millennials
Take that, you boring couples!
But actually, these numbers are pretty telling giving millennials and their apparent love of hookup culture. Ironic because hookup culture persists, but how many people engaging in it are actually that satisfied? Just saying.
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