I am not a safe human at the grocery store. I guess that’s what happens when you’re two things. A. forever hungry and B. not used to exerting any self-control in life, ever. We’ve established that LA praises kale more than Jesus, but like that would actually change my unwavering stance on fried chicken. Turns out, I’m not alone. Even celebs, who are constantly in the Hollywood scene and getting photographed on the reg, give zero shits when in the limitless oasis known as the grocery store aisle. Let’s face it: Celebrity or not, we’re all hungry.
Regardless of relationship status, age, or race: My research proves no one is safe.
I interviewed Adam Scott and his wife Naomi, bae of all baes Ryan Guzman, and low-key queen Mya. I explained that when I attempt to go grocery shopping for a single female, not a starved wildebeest, I am constantly defeated. Fried chicken, mac and cheese, pizza, and chocolate chip cookies are my holy grail/downfall. These celebs were quick to tell me theirs, too.
Even though they look like this:
They’re really like:
This too, tbh:
Literally me when someone questions my eating habits:
So whenever you find yourself torn between the organic-brand spinach and delightful stuffed-crust pizza in the frozen foods aisle, remember what you saw today.